June 2013
jesus is not only real but he also keeps it real
so do jews
wake up america” —unsubstantiatedrumors (via shitgunblrsays)
Preganing with my autn who is like mag sister nnyways fuxk it Yolo we dranking SoCal living tho ahahahah bowling wut
Goddamnit Vic some poor underpaid bastard at the NSA isn’t going to see his wife and kids tomorrow morning, because he’s going to be up all night trying to decipher this shit.
Fucking Christ Vic, think of that man’s children
Damn chinese needs to be deciphered now
It’s 10:27 pm. The party is thumpin’. Vic Tran spots a lady. She’s 5’3”, Korean, perky C cups. He walks up to her, brushes his hair back, and straightens his glasses. His clothes fit just right, there’s no way she CAN’T notice him, and he knows it.
He goes to introduce himself to her, he opens his mouth and says “Preganin inn the parking lot with hifhh life though we about tha th hella Asians uppo inbhurr ahahah I missed my aunt fuck itbshr Nat sis”
a white girl is lost in the woods and is about to be attacked by a bear. “why cant we all just be friends, bullying is so stupid, stop bullying <3” she says to it. the bear stops. he is confused. how the hell did she just say <3 out loud
Katie’s in Tenerife so I have nobody to text somebody pretend to be Katie
Ahhh, I’m hyped for Bf4 now. 5 man squads, the CZ-805 BREN, in depth gun customisation, and that skyscraper falling down wasn’t scripted. Can’t wait for the beta.
Someone from the University of Warwick went through 200 pages of my blog last night after finding it on google. Cool?
